The 20 Most Hilarious Fax Machine Tweets
Friday, August 03, 2018
Fax machines are many things to many people, and nowhere is this more evident than the Twittersphere.
Feelings of confusion, frustration, anger and sheer terror are evoked when it comes to this particular piece of tech. And we have to admit – a lot of it is pretty darn funny.
After scouring the depths of Twitter, we’ve compiled the 20 most hilarious tweets about fax machines. (The lesson? Just ditch that fax machine for good—and avoid a fax machine fail—because faxing online is a thing.)
Sam go troubleshoot the fax machine—(@B_Clonts) May 21, 2018
When our fax machine breaks pic.twitter.com/Rt4ueZkUvX— Childish Chambino (@Chammo_mufc) June 7, 2018
Name: Gina— spontaneous robot (@DginaUnchained) June 8, 2018
Hobbies: Watching old men argue about how to use a fax machine
Live footage of me trying to send a fax. pic.twitter.com/92eV4TQAp6— Brianna DeWitt (@bwitt722) October 2, 2018
I've called 911 three different times this week while attempting to use the fax machine I'm done I'm firing myself— Katie Stewart (@fatkathy) March 16, 2018
A legitimate fear I just had: thinking that I was going to have to talk to someone because the fax machine said “dialing”— 🛸™️ (@HellaSpacedOut) June 19, 2018
I just used a fax machine I knew my history degree would come in handy eventually— Rob (@History_Of_Rob) May 29, 2018
Cool part about a small company is that you help someone set up a fax machine and you more or less become a de facto CTO of the company— sämeer 🏴 (@IHateSameer) May 10, 2018
"would you like to see the carfax?"— robot ghost (@ImThrashTBH) May 11, 2018
buddy, even i cant use a fax machine. if this car can then consider it sold.
Just had to teach an intern what a fax machine is and how to use it pic.twitter.com/zVmVChRv43— Jessica Hamilton Young (@JesHamL10) April 6, 2018
Maybe my job's not that bad... (a few minutes later)... "Can you take a look at the fax machine, it's not working?" THERE IS NO WAY I CAN CONTINUE HERE. #tuesdaythoughts #work pic.twitter.com/KL3mnkVYqX— Meg (@mjaneawake) May 22, 2018
“I really thought watching The Office so much would have prepared me to send a fax better!” - actual line from an actual professional email I just sent pic.twitter.com/GOaL8uf5Zp— water pancake (@NireOnerom) March 1, 2018
I hate when people say things like "oh! you could fax it to us if that's easier for you!" My dudes, I still have to put hot chocolate in my coffee to drink it, in what world do you think I have access to and/or would know how to work a fax machine???— Etheral Goddess (@queeroceanwitch) March 5, 2018
I was putting paper in our fax machine at work and my coworker says to me, “Oh, I didn’t know fax machines needed paper?”— Samantha (@Ragamuffff) June 14, 2018
I laughed thinking he was joking.
He was dead serious people!
Someone please save us...
my boss asked me first thing this morning to send a fax to a customer and I’ve spent close to 2 hours trying to find the inner strength to tell her that I literally have no idea how to do that— DREW ARMSTRONG PARODY ACCOUNT (@RichHomieWise) June 12, 2018
I’m jealous of a fax machine. pic.twitter.com/cK2RG4VUNN— Smurgen Bunny (They/Them) 🇵🇷🏳️🌈 (@Smurgen) May 16, 2018
I may have let BossMan2 try to send a fax from the printer in my office for a bit before I told him it's just a printer pic.twitter.com/LeEX8M47T2— Nicky's 🍹 Twin (@SnarkyTwin) May 25, 2018
Today I learnt if the printer is ringing it’s because it’s a fax machine— sophie (@sophieg200o) June 14, 2018
I just had to send out some faxes and tried to do it as quickly as possible before anyone noticed I am old enough to know how to use a fax machine.— Ellon Muskgeneres (@TheWhaler) June 8, 2018
Customer: “Hey can you send a fax?”— UR Common Connection (@URComConn) April 4, 2018
Bonus funny fax tweets (because we couldn't stop at just 20!):
Work confession: I go to the bathroom when the fax machine starts making noises because I don't know how it works. I've had this job for 2 years.— Rita Malpica (@MalpicaRita) September 10, 2018
The fax machine in our office just rang and only 2 millennials are in and we don't know what to do pic.twitter.com/HG6PuCp6LA— Daisy Hale 🏳️🌈🦞 (@daisthehale) July 27, 2018
I spent 3 hours today trying to send a fax. It kept coming back as line busy. Then I realized I was trying to send a fax to myself. pic.twitter.com/TDBvNeMetW— Ashley Ryan (@A_Ryan41) December 20, 2018
Main reason I haven’t figured out how to use the fax machine is because I don’t want to teach you all how to use the fax machine.— Kevin Saucier (@SoSure) December 11, 2018
Office instructions on how to use a fax machine. pic.twitter.com/etPMJLL5Wj— Mare (@marevaleriant) November 9, 2018
When I was younger I used to think fax machines teleported paper from one place to another but now I’m 22 and I still think that— pontiac bandit (@nikkiorangutan) August 26, 2018
Daylight savings time is kind of like the fax machine. We definitely don’t need it anymore but for some reason it’s still around.— Zach Jones (@zachydj) November 5, 2018
This is what my voicemail to text says when a fax machine calls me. I concur. pic.twitter.com/V68h9FGDYZ— Blue Heron Farm (@BlueHeronFarmTX) December 7, 2018